19 thoughts on “My grandparents are headed out of state with my laptop that has pornhub as home page. What can I do? (emergency)”
First, two questions.
Why do they have your laptop, and why did you set that as your home page?
That out of the way, go to settings in chrome, go to Show Home button, and set it to New Tab page, and change the other option below to something simple.
And pray when they open the laptop, they either don’t use chrome, or they connect it to the internet first so it syncs.
You need to watch that one episode of Room 104. A laptop in the wrong hands can only lead to good things and inspiration!. Perhaps your grandparents will thank you for letting them use your laptop?
If you’re signed into your Google account on chrome disconnect the account from your device online.
If not, call them and tell them that chrome had a virus, so they should use Firefox.
If Firefox uses Chrome’s settings act exasperated and claim that it’s all the virus’ doing and that it’s spreading, so they should turn the laptop off, before some permanent damage is done.
Since it is synched, install Chrome remote desktop extension, synch the settings, then remote in and change the home page. If they happen to see you moving the cursor around it makes the evil malware scenario all the more believable.
Let them enjoy it. It will be a great story that your grandparents will remind you about during each family gathering. You know you’re going to be the superstar in your family this Christmas and every Christmas after this one. Congrats!
why doesn’t this have more bonks on it that make the internet run faster? Does it need to hit /Oldpeoplefacebook for us to know they have been grandmasterflashed?
First, two questions.
Why do they have your laptop, and why did you set that as your home page?
That out of the way, go to settings in chrome, go to Show Home button, and set it to New Tab page, and change the other option below to something simple.
And pray when they open the laptop, they either don’t use chrome, or they connect it to the internet first so it syncs.
This is one of those things that you just gotta let happen.
You need to watch that one episode of Room 104. A laptop in the wrong hands can only lead to good things and inspiration!. Perhaps your grandparents will thank you for letting them use your laptop?
If you’re signed into your Google account on chrome disconnect the account from your device online.
If not, call them and tell them that chrome had a virus, so they should use Firefox.
If Firefox uses Chrome’s settings act exasperated and claim that it’s all the virus’ doing and that it’s spreading, so they should turn the laptop off, before some permanent damage is done.
That good enough for you?
TIL some people need porn so frequently that it’s their home page…
Seriously though, good luck with this one, hope someone can help.
Leave it, maybe they’ll find something they like. As a grandparent I can tell you old folks like porn too.
Sweetheart, your grandparents have seen it all before…
Laugh it off and go about your day.
File a bug with [Chromium](https://chromiumbugs.appspot.com/?token=_PgJZGwVVmCrHTxUu5QipToxNTA4NjA4NzQ2&role=&continue=https%3A//bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/entry.do)
If not just say it must have been a computer virus
You can just say that your laptop must have caught virus from wifi your laptop connected with and that virus opened the porn site?
Since it is synched, install Chrome remote desktop extension, synch the settings, then remote in and change the home page. If they happen to see you moving the cursor around it makes the evil malware scenario all the more believable.
Let them enjoy it. It will be a great story that your grandparents will remind you about during each family gathering. You know you’re going to be the superstar in your family this Christmas and every Christmas after this one. Congrats!
Who gives a laptop to their grandparents without first installing TeamViewer?
Just have them download teamviewer using Internet Explorer. lol
why doesn’t this have more bonks on it that make the internet run faster? Does it need to hit /Oldpeoplefacebook for us to know they have been grandmasterflashed?
Just tell them the truth- that’s what they’re getting instead of a grandchild.
I have nothing helpful to add here, but this is fucking hilarious. Best of luck to you.
Rest in pieces
Your grandpa’s dick, that is.
THIS IS WHY INCOGNITO MODE EXISTS!!!